Posted by: saganbyte on: February 22, 2011
Once a pig and a donkey set out to form a rock band. The donkey would bray and the pig would grunt. They went around performing and people really loved them and even followed them on Twitter and liked them on Facebook. Basically nothing went wrong.
Moral of the story: The social networks are braying and grunting!
Posted by: saganbyte on: July 1, 2010
Many years ago, a lot of poor men and women left their houses and went to other houses. By poor I mean married… The word ‘poor’ is used sympathetically. So these poor men and women changed a lot of houses. Most women went and lived with their new husbands, some men and women bought new houses and some men went and directly lived in the women’s existing houses. This story is about the third kind, where the men went and lived in the women’s houses. The men woke up early and started the day by washing the dishes and cleaning the women’s under garments. Then they would serve their in laws till they forgave them for something they had never done. One fine day, everyone died and all the problems were over.
Moral of the story: Don’t bother doing the dishes, you will die anyways.
Posted by: saganbyte on: January 18, 2009
Many years ago there were three men:
They all died in a plane crash.
Moral of the story: There can be many things in common in people apart from their surname.
Posted by: saganbyte on: August 29, 2008
Once there was a man by the name of Tom Oroville. He went to work one day and never came back.
Moral of the story: Tomorrow will never come.
Posted by: saganbyte on: March 5, 2008
Posted by: saganbyte on: October 8, 2007
Many, many days and as many nights ago, there lived a man who went around taking more work than he could handle. He made ridiculous commitments and accepted unreasonable deadlines. Eventually he couldn’t finish any of the work and he ended up disappointing himself.
Moral of the story: Too many soups spoil the cook.
Posted by: saganbyte on: September 21, 2007
Many years ago, there was a young, handsome, fun-loving farmer who lived on top of a hill. He had to come down everyday to work on his farm.
Moral of the story: What goes up, must come down.
Posted by: saganbyte on: August 18, 2007
Many many years ago, there lived a professor of literature and he taught Shakespeare to college students. While lecturing, he was in the habit of taking long dramatic pauses in between sentences. One day while lecturing on Romeo and Juliet, he took such a long pause that the students thought the lecture was over and they left the classroom.
Moral of the story: If you love someone, then go and tell that person before the person leaves.
Posted by: saganbyte on: July 25, 2007
Once upon a time there lived a mediocre ventriloquist. Instead of using a puppet he used a living human being to bring realism in his performances. After a short lived amused response his popularity died and then some years later he died.
Moral of the story: The most successful people are those who were good at Plan B.
Posted by: saganbyte on: July 10, 2007
Many many years ago in a nice quiet village there lived a painter who loved to paint sunsets. Every evening he made it a point to paint the sunset as it happened. After doing this meticulously for over 25 years he had so many paintings of the sunset that there was no space for him in his own house and one evening he had to reluctantly vacate it.
Moral of the story: Don’t let the sun go down on you.
